KingJalopy

joined 1 year ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

That's fine YouTube kids Elsa gate shit right there

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee -3 points 1 month ago

At recognizing fire hydrants...

What a dumb headline. Not sure why I'm surprised.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No offense but I wouldn't pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

If it'll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You don't fuck it

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Appreciated! I'm never looking back

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Clean for almost 3 years now!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Someone have me 5 Ambien once claiming they were pain pills. This was like 25 years ago. First 2 didn't work (weren't getting me high) so I took them all. According to my roommates I did some seriously crazy shit. I didn't remember shit for like 3 days but I was having full on conversations with Jesus (an American flag hanging in our living room we all wrote dumb shit on at parties), I drew all over my bedroom wall with a sharpie (thought it was the flag I guess) took apart our dryer for reasons unknown, all our weed was in a collander in the sink... There was more but the point is don't take 5 Ambien, even if you thought it was oxy or something. Don't take 5 of anything ever really.

Same thing happened a few months later but with roofies.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

To me it looks like what I thought Macaulay Culkin would look like when he was older instead of what we got.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 51 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Are they so dumb They don't realize that when we pause a video we are likely not watching or even near our fucking phone or screen at that time?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They are just mad because nobody wants to give them money to look at their feet.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone up there ^ found the original post but not the gender swapped version. But it's still a made up dumb story.

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