Lath

joined 8 months ago
[–] Lath@kbin.earth 17 points 5 months ago

Dunno. People have been crushed to death by cheese wheels. Not sure if any of them had a smile on their face at the time.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

He's also now married to Mellody Hobson.

He might have married a Twi'lek instead were there a chance.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If you shave Chewbacca, will he still be brown?

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Exxon just sued its shareholders for crying about climate change.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 51 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Fun fact! Lightning can't penetrate deep into large bodies of water and instead spreads over a larger surface area.

Funner fact! I have no idea if the above is true because I just made it up!

Trust no one on the internet.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Huh. Guess my bank isn't my bank for telling me to move my money in a separate account to keep it safe (from myself).

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 34 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This title doesn't mention it, but it was reported earlier that users editing their past posts against this move get banned for it.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 47 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They don't care. They have monopoly over everything! They have your phones private data, they have your search history, they have your automatically uploaded pictures to Google drive of your butthole! They own you and you'll do as they like, whenever they like! Now where's that guy who knows how to operate all that stuff? Wait, he was fired to lower costs? Oh...

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 41 points 7 months ago (17 children)

Nope. They'd probably move to YouTube shorts or some other lower quality copy of Vine.

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 25 points 7 months ago

Bookmark and forget. Thanks

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