Thought Anon was in a long-distance relationship for a moment. Just do your damndest to make sure the real issue isn't something you can change.
Me? Lucky I'm not childless, married to a Ukrainian. You would probably find me over there, wearing a helmet with the cat-ears, among other things. Lead by example.
I snuck a whole Arby's French Dip into that movie. Carried the au jus cup in my hand and walked right by the staff.
Ask me to leave all you want, but call the police? wtf? That'll be WHY I sneak food in the next time. This time I just needed actual dinner, and y'all don't even sell real food here.