Manalith

It takes like 2 minutes to make it so you don't need to use a microsoft account to log in to Windows. It's annoying that it has to be done but it can be done.

I'll be honest, I read it as ORBEY

To be fair, we don't know that doesn't exist somewhere

It's like the Robot Chicken Star Wars skit "This deal is getting worse all the time"

Yes I know he does actually use that line in Empire but still

If you've got like 24 minutes this video gives a pretty solid explanation.