Masamune

joined 1 year ago
[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

This should be good...

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

In New York City, this is just your average subway commute.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

John Quincy Skibidi Adams

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

My response is even harsher..."Yeah, no, I'm finding a way to never use this company's services ever again." Easier said than done, but I don't even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

That's the spirit!

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn't think about the parent side. "Sorry Karen, that's the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!"

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn't anyone tell me about this before!?!

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Someone recently told me they bought a "vintage truck". I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60's or so....but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.

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