The statistics thing is a downside of how Mastodon implements ActivityPub.
Two possibilites:
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I think you can simply hide the counts if it irritates you.
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You can install Fedifetcher to pull in missing interactions to your local server: https://github.com/nanos/FediFetcher
Oh you could absolutely meme about the protocol itself and the way it is implemented. lots of potential there.