Mulligrubs

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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Four of the five richest men alive were on stage with Trump, Zuckerberg has always been a massive shitgibbon (and was one of the billionaires on stage with Trump).

Outspending your opponent has 90% or more success rate, they don't "donate" all of those hundreds of millions of dollars out of charity.

See Super PACs for more details, our democracy has been dead for a long time.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He REALLY hates paying employees and wants their pennies in his treasure horde, we get it.

He will be shocked when he discovers the shareholders don't want to pay him, either. He'll be like "what?!?! AI doing MY job? This is a travesty!" and then they will have robot security drag him out of the building screaming.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Credo quia absurdum", translated "I believe because it is absurd"

After adopting this belief, a peace will descend upon you

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

We obviously didn't bomb them enough, they sure are uppity

LAUNCH THE SEVENTH FLEET, GET THE COMMIES

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The AI won't rape the kids though, so we'll still need some priests on staff

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

I thought this was a joke headline.

they can't even call a vote now, they're busy counting their krugerands. good job senate, you are on the ball as usual.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So OP was born in 2026? How did they learn to type so quickly? I'm confused

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's nice to want things.

I want him to shut his gaping yaphole, neither one of us is happy. Life is suffering

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Windows recently "hung up" when opening "network and internet settings", just a blank square.

Also, blank square when opening "file explorer".

Both are working now; my point is I couldn't accomplish basic tasks in the usual way, fundamentally basic settings. First time this has happened to me. I am old and have been using Windows since there were screensavers. That you would buy. For money. On a floppy disk.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

This made me laugh, thank you very much.

(it was capitalism, pick a book and read it. any book.)

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

Our devices are no longer fully under our control, it's not a "feeling".

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All Abrahamic faiths are death cults

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