Myxomatosis

joined 7 months ago
[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Fragile masculinity.

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Aside from not wanting to pay taxes and being a rightwing asswipe, why does he think moving to Texas is a good idea? They don’t have a functional power grid and it’s not an appealing place to live for any of his employees who have a half a brain.

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

He was deep down a K-hole and thought it would be a good idea to glue his own pubes to his upper lip.

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

The masks prevent them from quaffing their own farts all day long.

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (3 children)

And yet they’re the ones screeching about “alpha males and the loss of masculinity in America.”