N0body

joined 1 year ago
[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Boeing: Amtrak of the Skies. We’ll probably get you there safely.

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Our company is invested in the dynamic strategy of using people to solve problems. Person Intelligence or PI, as we call it. We know our strategy is out of favor now, but given that it has worked consistently throughout all of human history, we are hopeful for the future."

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile, ~~the economy~~ rich people's yacht money is doing fantastic by every metric.

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Makes perfect sense. Bill Gates puts Chinese 5G into third party printer ink. It's used to activate the spikes in vaccinations.

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

they will be deployed shortly afterwards by the police.

"You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of racism in the new drones, but what I said was: Give me all the racism you have."

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Holiday special: Make one campaign contribution at a fixed amount, get two more campaign contributions made on your credit card in variable amounts in the near future. Merry Christmas!

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you can't handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don't deserve my strange juice.