Damn...what is this, r/seattle?
Don't forget the fact that despite it's just a cheeseburger, it's named "The Vonderbilt Wonder", "Halfsie Pattsies", or "Edmonton the Second". Ideally on a menu so scant on details it's hard to tell the french fries from the extra avocado.
Rarely, TBH. Unless you're OK with being an absolute ass in some form or another.