Omega_Haxors

joined 3 years ago
[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

A quote I heard somewhere that always sticks with me "Serial killers will groom themselves to become mass murderers"

It always starts with something small, and they always move up, at every point knowing full well what's going on and letting it happen.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Seems like goats are always getting some kind of screwed.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

famous Spanish explorer since Chr 🤮

breaks the fourth wall more liberally than Deadp 🤮

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

I should call her.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 25 points 7 months ago

My favorite version of this is

brown cap: normal benign and good. Idiot's False Brown cap: Will kill you before you die

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Explains why it sucks so much shit.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

We don't do that here.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

You know those little [] that appear when you upload an image? You can put alt-text in there.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

JC Denton profile pics have ruined the game for me. It could be the 3rd coming of Christ and I would still hate it for those interactions alone.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For fuck sake you may as well come out as a pedophile if you're going to be posting shit like this.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's really not hard to tell.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

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  • [69 up, 43 down] God fucking damn it.
 

So called "Sleeping Cats" when they see you walk towards the fridge

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Medusa (lemmy.ml)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

transcriptIt's just a snake, what's the w- (trails off the side of the screen)

[Shifty eye monkey looks backwards in one panel and then forward in the next, becoming desaturated]

 

Otherwise known as the spiciest meme on my hard drive.

 
 

Google results showing funny disinformation around the existence of Marshmallow Farms

Here it is, in case you haven't seen it. Fun fact: That failed harvest of marshmallows resulted in a dip in the population of house hippos.

 
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