Surely that spaghetti-topped pizza isn't real, that's got to be from one of those ragebait tiktoks or something right? That looks and sounds awful.
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I was in a similar position. I've at least tried almost all of the games since Demon's Souls on PS3 (plus a few other Soulslikes like Surge 2 & Last Remnant [edit: Last Remnant is something else entirely, i dunno. It was something like that]) and I could never get into them. Elden Ring especially is exactly the kind of world I love in games and I wanted so much to enioy it. It took a handful of 10-15-hour attempts over nearly two years before it finally clicked with me and I started really getting into it back in December. I got the platinum last week and then started Sekiro for the first time a few days ago, so let's see how that goes.
My advice, if you can't get into it give it a few months then take another honest crack at it. If you don't enjoy yourself that's fine, just try again next time you start thinking about the game, but if that switch finally flicks on you can clear your schedule for the next fortnight.
While you're right that you can befriend them and they'll remember you, our magpies aren't corvids afaik. I used to bring plain cashews as part of my lunch and the local magpies were obsessed with them. There was one that would run along behind me whenever I walked outside, and she even followed me into buildings a few times.
Stuff+ generally always has a Prison Architect and one other game series going, then does one-shot videos of random indie stuff in between. He's also not loud and annoying the way youtube gamers tend to be and doesn't have a webcam feed covering a quarter of the screen, it's just about the games.
Ok, but "if you have one already" is pretty easy to deal with. Put it on the shopping list now and get as many as you think you'll need next time you go shopping, done. You're free to get takeaway - I don't care, it's none of my business and you don't need to make excuses - but if that's the problem it's hardly an insurmountable obstacle.
As someone who has exclusively worked nights for the last 6 years, I have never needed a shitty pizza at 3am. I'd go with frozen pizzas over dominos any day.
Ignoring the fact that ordering online or with an app asks you to tip before the service actually happens, I don't even know what exceptionally good delivery service would look like. I'm paying someone to drop food off next to my door within a certain time frame, there's no way they can do it any better and a million ways to do it worse. Tipping deliveries is nuts. Thankfully I recently moved out of the suburbs and now have dozens of restaurants in walking distance, so I never use Doordash or whatever any more anyway.
Does delivery not cost extra over there? Here we have a delivery fee, that's your "how much is laziness worth to you" charge, and tips aren't expected anywhere.
I heard (no idea if it's true because I really don't care enough to look into it) that he made a bland and inoffensive movie because comedy is too woke and you can't say anything any more, so there's no point trying to be funny. I'm not sure if that being true or a joke would be sadder for him.