PatMustard

I think to be a shill you have to be getting paid or otherwise compensated for it. If you truly believe it and nobody is sweetening the deal then you're just an enthusiast!

Anon is at least sightly self-aware, I guess

Still third-person though really

I guess "normies" was becoming too mainstream

Wtf, my condolences on the lack of hygiene regulations in your county

LinkedIn seemed great for me, lots of job listings and it made applying for jobs relatively simple (for the ones that allowed auto-fill)

I hear people post stuff on it but I can't see why that's relevant so I've never looked at that feature

Do you guys not have taps that water comes out of?

I blame games back then for calling bots/AI "CPU" characters, short for "computer"

Russia had already tried to join NATO multiple times

Russia has requested to join the defensive pact against Russia

Reminds me of the overbite Winnie the Pooh meme face with those teeth

Do you go to the fantasy section in the library and shout "fake!" at all the books? It's a greentext, nobody is assuming this story is real, detective!

I'm no footballist, but I don't think you call goals "points"