Phoenicianpirate

joined 11 months ago
[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn't he the children's author who published the book about a talking animals learning the value of hard work or something?

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lucky you. Finding work for me (I am autistic) has been the greatest challenge of my life.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I remember being 22... yeah... no... just... ugh... no!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Beat me to it.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit...

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I was unaware that it is a sonic reference. I was actually referring to the German V-1 rocket that was nicknamed the Buzz Bomb by the allies.

Edit: https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Buzz_Bomber

Shit! Wow, mother of all coincidences!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dude, we had a sub down, a CEO shot (and Luigi didn't do it. I am praying for an acquittal), and now this! I mean the whales are still attacking yachts, and I am hoping for more karma to land on their asses due to their own hubris.

What would be funny is that if you have someone planning to go Luigi on a billionaires ass only for them, just moments before, die in a stupid and unrelated manner... then our would be assassin just walks away not having done anything and saying 'meh, saved me the trouble!'

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That bee gave up a life of pollenating plants that would green the earth and provide food for us undeserving humans.

That bee is a true heroine! I dub her the Buzz Bomber!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago

He is a billionaire. He thinks he is special in every way! Epi-pen? That is for peasants!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 47 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Sumatra? I am going to take note of that.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago

Libreoffice for the fucking win!

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