SARGE

joined 11 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 2 months ago (8 children)

My shower spider gets a reminder of our deal.

"You know the drill. You stay up there, I stay over here, nobody has to be injured today."

Sometimes the spider decides to come over to my side and gets flushed or squished, but they knew what was expected of them.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, surely they must mean set on fire.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago (8 children)

im guessing some people have political reasons to dislike russia

If you consider trying to genocide a neighboring country "political reasons" I guess.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 45 points 2 months ago

"FTC personnel want bribes and to give the government time to kill the rule so they don't have to do anything difficult right now"

New headline.

Honestly there's no legitimate reason to delay this unless you're stalling for something.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago

I'm sure they will.

And as long as none of them try profiting off it, Nintendo has no leg to stand on with their usual C&D bullshit.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The spectacle of it would certainly boost sales for a little bit. How much and whether it covers the development time, who knows.

I'd do it on principle alone, but I'm a petty bitch.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago

Nintendo can sue me any day, I'm out here making RC hang gliders and making tiny 3 second games where the only purpose is to pull out a glider and put it away instantly.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 2 months ago

It's the capitalism way.

"The company with the best, cheapest product will come out on top.... Unless the shittier company has more money and lawyers and then they sue everyone else into the ground for even attempting to break into the market."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 2 months ago

Shit like this is why I haven't bought a Nintendo product in many years.

They might think it's keeping their profits up, but it's hurting their business, as a lot more people than me feel the exact same way.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

birth bath

Uhhhhhh you should probably at least drain out the placenta fluid...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 2 months ago

My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago

It was a stereo from 1987.

Ye Olde Analog airwaves, no fancy digital nonsense.

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