ShaggySnacks

"Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster."

90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal "what the fuck" lines.

90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?

Yes, Inquisitor. This one right here. They have been proclaiming something about the Star Children.

Surely, Trump won’t stiff me with the bill.

The reused map designs in Dragon Age 2 was so annoying. It’s up with there with Mass Effect 1’s planet exploration.

Just tell your family you can’t make it cause of Cub 7. If they know, they will understand.

Alanis Morrisette plays

Nah, it would be more like Dictator Beatings.

I live for that imitation gruel. It's what keeps me going with producing Gucci wallets for the streets of Hong Kong.

An armed minority is harder to oppress.

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don't want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

I have and don't call me Shirley.