ShaggySnacks

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This hard drive is so big, that astronomers thought it was a planet.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

This hard drive is so big when it moves, the Richter scale picks it up.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago

She be tuing on my lips till my organ blows.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 2 months ago

There's the grift.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago

then buy 60 senators for a bag of bubblegum and two spools of string.

The old senators will think that’s a good deal.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 months ago

Why are we all sleeping on the plague?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 29 points 2 months ago

Rafael Cruz hates Rafael Cruz so much that he voted against his own amendment.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or the media will be like "Yeah, that makes sense" and will not push back.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (13 children)

Oh no. Some hackers hacked out database and released all the ID information on high profile people. Oh such whoopsie, we made.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

LOL

Hey Meta AI, can you summarize that for me?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 months ago

She’s unfortunately can’t see you because of financial difficulties. You gotta give her money like I do. One day, I will see her in person.

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