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My sisters: "You're way too picky when it comes to dating!"

Also them: — date dudes with so many personal issues that it ends up driving them up the wall and disrupting their lives with obsessive neediness and constant insecurity —

Me: lol ok.

My standards aren't even that high. I just live in a shitty conservative town and don't feel like traveling 1 hour+ just to see a human that might just be trying to hookup even though I clearly say that's not at all what I'm interested in.

Just give me a stable dude who can communicate well, is secure in their sexuality, doesn't have a criminal record, likes Stardew Valley, lizards, and is cool with stuffed animals, and I'll give it a shot.

My last boss told all his employees to invest in crypto, and I believe all of them put a substantial amount into it. He was a country hick who worked machine repair beside me at their shop. Thought he was hot shit because he was a member of a Facebook Q group and thought he was smarter than everyone else because he "knew secrets on a deeper level". Okay bud.

I left before the end of the year because he stopped scheduling me over a comment I made about another one of his fucking insane conspiracy theories he liked to spout instead of helping with the workload.

Then the crypto crash happened. They went out of business 8 months later. Can't imagine why!

Eat shit, Wayne. Those gals and that kid working under you deserved better, you cunt.

To anyone who thinks this may be exaggerated, it's not.

My former friend got swept up into the right-wing pipeline hard these last handful of years.

Right-wing often folks like these characters because they unabashedly hurt people they think justify being hurt. Just like they would like to be able to do.

Once my friend started ranting about how he thinks the US is "overdue for another genocide" then staunchly defended himself over it, I told him to never fucking come back.

Comment stolen from user "copygirl" from blahaj.zone:

Looks like they'll be harvesting your data if you follow anyone from Threads, maybe even injecting ads. Unsure what happens to the data of people that get followed by a Threads user. A large part of the fediverse is here precisely because they want to escape corporate meddling, data-hoarding, advertising and other anti-user malpractices. There's a number of people talking about this, here's a recent post that highlights some of the things from their TOS.

I hope this becomes a new hot trend!

Sometimes god will also put benign bloody flesh tumors in your fucking uterus that will elevate your monthly cramps to near unbearable pain level & your bloodflow to levels of "Jesus christ do you need to go the hospital???"

But don't worry. You will be told that it's all just part of "being a woman" and that you're being "emotional and dramatic" and that "every girl goes through this!"

........by doctors!

Being a grill is like living life on easy mode!

7/10

never had a gf before

Shocking to no one.