SonicBlue03

joined 2 years ago
[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Probably thought you said hoes.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

In space there is no Brylcreem.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm saying someone may have toyed with the erection results.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 102 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

These erections are rigged!

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I think he was excited to get started and then it got hard. I mean can you imagine measuring up in those tight areas?

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well he said he was excited to get started.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

The guy that came to remeasure said it was 420.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

This looks like a tooth brux.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Neither rain nor snow nor escargot.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Look for the black light specials.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I knew there had to be tit loans. I've gotta call my sister.

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