Spooge

joined 1 week ago
[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 126 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My muscles are fine, it's the fat cells that need to forget.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Can you do me a favor next time and SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!?

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago

It's just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sure, clanker.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

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[–] Spooge@lemmy.world -3 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Em dashes. Bot comment.

[–] Spooge@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You're a clanker.