Starb3an

joined 1 year ago
[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Fuck Russian politics and policies* I like to believe that most Russians just want to live and drink vodka

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

I've had 2 different women claim to be pregnant. One even sent a pic of a pregnancy test (which was the second pic on Google image search).

This is pretty fucked up.

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I met my wife on Tinder about that long ago. Maybe a little longer. We're getting a very amicable divorce since we both grew apart, but yea, it worked.

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Can confirm this is true. Or it's a man listed as a woman. Not trans, just a spam account.

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I wish I could be as handsome when I make my awkward ass smile.

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Eat the rich

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You mean that thing I set down right there but has somehow transitioned into a different dimension?

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 122 points 7 months ago (7 children)

You have to tighten the loose one to loosen the tight one. My fingers hurt just looking at it

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

You can do it Barb!

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't jelly my dick in her.

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