Strawberry

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 6 months ago (4 children)

and gets acquited (which only takes 1 juror)

Unfortunately this is not true. 1 juror alone can hang the jury, but they'd have to convince all the other jurors to actually render a verdict of not guilty to avoid a mistrial

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We should nationalize it

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

talk to your dog

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

firefox doesn't support HDR

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

honestly i wish we called the gallbladder the prependix

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 9 months ago

Yep, they dug a hole and then filled it back in, but not before "(feeding) the hole a banana"

https://www.cnet.com/culture/cards-against-humanity-has-filled-in-its-giant-hole-to-nowhere/

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There exists socialist theory outside of marxism-leninism

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago

If they win, we can just train a CNN on a single 4k hdr movie until it's extremely fitted, and then it's legal to redistribute

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

braindeath isn't just a mental condition though. It's death

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

private tracker

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yeah specifically soy milk

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