Substance_P

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[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I've been on the Android ecosystem for 15 years, I literally thought this was an onion article.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Love it! What happened to the little guy on the right, not a coffee drinker?

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Wow, you just melted my mind trying to relive my high school English. I don't want to wade into anything without thoroughly checking, but I think you may be correct.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

The Tron-inspired Cybertruck failed in a catastrophic accident because apparently the super powered x-treem window wipers were turbo maxed to the power of RAD.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Xitter, nice name, sounds like an adolescent skin condition.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Fuck tha police N.W.A

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (3 children)

"it’s not known whether the leak came from within the company or one of its vendors."

Isn't it time that big tech companies and their sale of private data get regulated? I see a giant class-action lawsuit in the making here.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Nice, but Jimi looks older than 26 here.

[–] Substance_P@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Unfucking believable, also the grift continues "Avast has been acquired by Gen Digital, a firm that contains Norton, Avast, LifeLock, Avira, AVG, CCLeaner, and ReputationDefender, among other security businesses."

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