"Customs and Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore told the jury the snack "exploded all over him" and he "could smell the onions and mustard" on his uniform."
Are we ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN this is not The Onion? Hard to say based on the smell.
"Customs and Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore told the jury the snack "exploded all over him" and he "could smell the onions and mustard" on his uniform."
Are we ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN this is not The Onion? Hard to say based on the smell.