TokyoMonsterTrucker

This looks really great. It's going to need some dedicated book nerds to fill it with content, but those are probably not hard to find around here. I'm in.

Edit: a lot of dedicated book nerds

Poe's Law is killing it on this one

The dangly-but-not-dangling bits of the bracelet bangles appear to be attempting to tunnel into his tattoos. Gravity and anatomy: shit AI doesn't understand.

They are hard to open due to a vacuum seal. So just take a very small flathead screwdriver and put it under the lid, and apply a small amount of upward force to break the seal. The jar pops, releases the pressure, and now a toddler can open it. I use the nail file on my pocket Leatherman. Works every time.

Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want

By sharpening your claws on my sadness??? I don't know how preparing yourself to murder me will make me smile, but I admire your bloodlust, kitty.

Super relaxing until you piss it off with your excessive snuggling and it gives you a face full of bile.

Theme: tell me you are 16 without telling me you are 16

Christ those are fucking ugly. Guaranteed to be exclusively worn by elderly people and the worst kind of Trump-humping schmucks.

That's Xitter's last dying gasp, for me. I have only accessed it through Nitter for many months now.

Holy shit, I haven't seen this template for YEARS. Pulled out of one dusty ass meme vault...

BUT MAH FREEDOMS!!!

At least the yokels stuck it to the libs before they had all their extra-depraved porn taken away.