Tolookah

Can we run the trolley back and forth a few times over the billionaires just to make sure? Maybe install a snow thrower? (Sorting with big spinning bits)

I imagined Mr Burns blocking out the sun, charging for sunlight.

Also I thought about who I would deliver middle of the night sunlight to, definitely not out of spite.

So... Those are not different legal entities? Usually those things are split up 100 different ways.

But when it's cheese sauce and bacon, the Mess is part of the experience.

You might remember him as James Bowman.

Marc Andreessen the comedian? Oh? no, a face behind Netscape. An aging person who says comedy is dead, that's never happened before 🙄

This explains some things

"I agree to the cease-fire, you must cease fire. Me? I will stop once we're out of targets AND bullets, but the bullets come in 1000 packs, and targets come in 100001 packs, so it might be a while"

This is solid not the onion article. I'm pleased.

Edit: I thought it said Soros, not Santos, one was way crazier than the other.

I'm not able to help, but That text is really hard to read, can you either type it out or give a much better picture?

Next month: pink eye awareness month!

Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month

... And someone shat all over the place in there!