TransplantedSconie

joined 1 year ago
[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 41 points 1 month ago

Carrier pigeon.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Dude. You either escape now or get sent to the front.

They are losing almost 1300 a day and your mom won't get her stipend of potato because they leave you in a ditch to bleed out after taking your boots, comrade.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 88 points 3 months ago (22 children)

Is this for Windows 11?

My windows XP laptop is good right?

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

Here you go. Right guy.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I knew it was the wrong Sherman, but in the case of Google, I'd want the Total War Scorched Earth type.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah. I just remembered from history class that he had given them a message saying basically "Surrender or I lay unholy seige apon the city and you either die by being blown up or starve to death." and the name sounded good, lol. He did end up with the key to the city! Good old Sherman. Liked to laugh, sing, set fire to homes, sometimes with people in them, good old total war guy.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 38 points 3 months ago

And his idea of The Grind^^® is snorting ketamine and offering ponies to stewardess to get them to fuck him.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 349 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Do it! Then, do every single major conglomerate they've allowed to form over the last 30 years

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 52 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Because all the US media is run by wealthy Republicans.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Boeing:

Guys!! Good news! You're not stranded! We just can't get you back for a couple of mo...er...weeks! Yeah! That's the ticket!

Astronauts:

.....

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dear God.

What hath we wrought?

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