TransplantedSconie

Imagine being such a chode you throw away a great brand name that people have known worldwide for 18 years.

Elmo is a fucking moron.

I, too, salute our soon to be digital overlords.

Because he's an idiot?

I just want one that delivers a beer and a hunk of summer sausage.

But a flamethrower? I guess...sure?

burns down house during summer sausage delivery

Have you tried turning your job off and turning it back on again after 15 seconds? Worked for my wifi.

It doesn't because you not being able to afford a studio apartment doesn't plunge NATO into a war.

I gotta be honest, this is probably the stupidest comparison I've ever heard.

It sucks I know, but if it gets Ukraine aid passed, lump in everything together. That's the most important piece of legislation needed right now and we need it to pass.

This thing running you down with the dog-bot?

creepiness chef's kiss

Send Elmo first. Then don't go back.

Of course it's some shit-stain in Florida doing this.

Just Google map search Mapping Center for Evangelism and his home address pops up.