ULS

joined 1 year ago
[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

People used to tell me I have a flat a... oh... Alias.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

What's a bassist?

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Homophobes are cute. Me and my homies only jerk off to homophobes. Just like those old WW2 vets that invented the gay leather scene. Except now the kink is to dress up as an Ultra-American instead of a German nazi. I got a 1776 shirt literally just to fuck with.

(One part humor, one part truth, one part bullshit. If my lame comedy makes anyone angry they aren't living the life they should be. Treat yo self.)

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

Welcome to the club. You're a real Linux user now.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Watch the movie "zeitgeist moving forward" and learn why they don't and why life sucks.

I'm sure I'm going to get made fun of for this post.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

It takes years of drinking and chain smoking to learn the dialect but once you do it never goes away.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is he really being on lemmy?

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

No. Make them use it. Force them. Hit them if you need to. Make sure they do an Arch install without any scripts and don't help them

Look at them harshly thoughout the whole interaction and let them know they are less then us.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that one of her lyrics?

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Ootl what's going on and why are people talking about Taylor Swift like she's a political el nino?

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago

I saw the feature. Seems a bit over my head... Or at least I'm too lazy to figure it out.... Cool it's there though.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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