I picked it up thanks to this post. It's like Pepsiman met Tony Hawk.
Widdershins
I want to GIT GUD but I'm not the kind of person who can dodge and parry while managing a stamina bar. ER and DS games look awesome but I really can't do much sightseeing in them. I tried Demon's Souls, Dark Souls 3, and Elden Ring and in all of them I hit a wall against the first miniboss who I should be learning to parry on. I've always leaned toward dodging taking priority before parrying and a stamina bar limits that.
I recently played through Ghost of Tsushima and parried a thousand cuts. The game doesn't have stamina though. I understand stamina as a game mechanic but find all it adds is tedium. There's what I believe to be some good games hiding behind a stamina bar. I can enjoy the games until the stamina bar runs out and then I'll be thinking about enjoying a different game.
I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor's. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.
It was a U.N. escalator and not one of those Chinese escalators that eat people. The stars didnt fully align.
No matter what denomination of bills or coins it could be I'd rather see sam shove all that money up his ass. It could take a week or a month or even possibly a year and I wouldn't want to miss a minute of it.
I won't know if that's supposed to make me turgid without knowing what your waist looks like. Paint me a picture with words.
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Next time don't say a wall of text is a short meme
I have a problem with the character's animation framerate. I want to like the game but can't look past that.
The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
The only thing that stands out thinking about the game is the dialog choices you get when you play through the game with really low intelligence. I think it gets the best ending.
What is the condition of your sidewalks? My sidewalks are uneven and a neighborhood grandma who I walk with still prefers the street even though my street is not well lit. Uneven sidewalks are a tripping hazard that can be avoided by walking in the street. Her vision isn't great so a paved stretch of road is just easier to walk with a flashlight.