Zier

joined 1 year ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

Yes and tell you your IQ, and notify your doctor that you don't wash in there.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 5 months ago

And there would be a clause that says; "We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs."

[–] Zier@fedia.io 116 points 5 months ago (8 children)

"Welcome to GoogleWindows. Please lick the screen so we can have your DNA to track you globally. Your 30 minutes of ads will begin shortly while we install our spyware on your device. Thank you from the MicrosoftAlphabet Family."

[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago

Elon Musk, the nobody with too much money... for now! [he will still be a nobody though]

[–] Zier@fedia.io 38 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Cool. Now do Health Care!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 100 points 6 months ago (3 children)

your success depends on the incompetence of others

This is an excellent lesson to learn in school since it happens a lot in life.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 6 months ago

They learned this from Microsoft.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 20 points 6 months ago

That is THE best description of that horrid hairstyle!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You must engage "car wash mode" first.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

AI making things up? So someone finally invented an electronic replacement for politicians.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 6 months ago

Maybe space karen can by bluesky as well now. Let's start the bidding at $50 billion.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 6 months ago

So we can sue AI for a fuck ton of cash? Sweet!!!

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