abigscaryhobo

joined 1 year ago
[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Obviously you just mandate your game and console be always online and at that point you may as well just live stream the game to their house, don't need to download if you never actually own it right?? Make them pay per the minute of game time and only unlock the next level after they've played long enough! Hell! Why even sell a game?? Just have people pay you for the right to advertise that they paid for it and charge them a daily subscription to keep the rights! Nobody owns anything but you! Art and entertainment is merely a vessel to siphon money from the masses! Purchase their souls for a hit of dopamine! Rent them their own eyes!

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Catholic Church: "Um actually she's not a minor, she's a 3,000 year old diety that just looks like a-"

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

They don't care to do anything about those

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ah that explains it

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't there a whole big deal about Fred Meyer merging with them and some anti monopoly bs going on?

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah see it's not surge pricing! We actually lower prices whentheresnobodyintheaisle so that the discounts are passed on to you! Also we list the lowered price in the ads and apps so when you come in you can be surprised by power of our tech! and the updated price

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I think I can speak for most Americans (and as someone who owns stocks) fuck the shareholders.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention a lot of eggs in one basket. They've built in a lot more redundancies now yeah, but all it takes is a hit to AWS and a shitload of the internet is just DOA. Yeah you can argue about protections and data centers or whatever, but still. It's one big nest in control of one company, no matter how well they guard it, it's still a risk, technical, ethical, or whatever.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The thing I tell people is that as a parent, you are going to put maybe a few hours into blocking them from getting to stuff. They are then going to spend as much time as they want trying to get through it. You can dig through concrete with a spoon if you're patient enough.

Educate them, and give them access when they're responsible enough

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I mean it was already overpriced for what it was, and it was only really good/popular during covid. A lot of people now will either go to the gym for classes or just get a bike without a $12-$49 monthly fee. I just can't wait to see how long until they lock the wheels without a subscription

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

As someone else said, recovering alcoholics, but also they market towards sustainability. Infinitely recyclable aluminum instead of single use bottles and all that. I'm still just gonna drink from the tap most of the time, but I'll pick one up on a road trip or if I'm going on a picnic or something

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's significantly less plastic in them, they only have to have a very thin coating to prevent the metal from oxidizing, vs having to be structurally supportive and retain its own shape. On top of that, aluminum is infinitely recyclable

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