anarchrist

sitting on the couch with their dicks in their hands is "hard work" for them

Uh, I think you mean "meditation" and "mindfulness"

I keep trying to tell people the pull out method is not 100% effective.

Yeah, stuff grows in shit

I thought that for a minute too but I figured the way where trump gets paid is more likely

He's going to acquire truth social and merge it in. I would put doge coin on it, but not actual money

Thanks Satan

Mastodon

Game of thrones hahahahahahaha at this point I'll just wait for George to finish

Wtf is maxipad even making that I would care to allocate bandwidth to?

Rolexes

Yup and hopefully untethered. The thought of being attached by a cord to my most expensive appliance would never let me be fully immersed

It's all closed source trash. No one wants to get stuck with a $500 paperweight if meta decides to alter the deal further.