apocalypticat

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I've got about a thousand of those bad boys on the right! Mint condition, although they've been unboxed.

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Inconceivable

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!

Do they know how to properly pluralize proper nouns?

Aye yes, a man of class and of culture

100 snakes in trousers

Are there 100 single-legged trousers, or 50 trousers with 2 snakes in each ~~leg~~ trouser?

The first time the price of a good changes between the time I put it in my cart/basket and checkout, I will be starting a class-action lawsuit against corporate fraud.

They should be charged an "inconvenience fee" for each and every person whose data was breached.