archonet

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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

well, anon, by extension of that logic, every man you've ever laid eyes upon has been inside of you.

a bundle of sticks indeed

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

attempting to date has only given me pain and misery, trying to court people who turned out to be shitty human beings didn't make me "grow", it just made me feel unwanted and worthless.

I mean, if masochism's your thing, who am I to judge?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] archonet@lemy.lol -3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

perhaps, but he's right that more likely than not it wouldn't have ended well. Dating is pain and the idea of romance is always nicer in your head.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 9 points 9 months ago

It is if you do not possess a large stick inserted into your rectum.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol -2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If you look really hard and read carefully, you'll see I also said "the second amendment", which is popularly known worldwide as part of, specifically, the United States Constitution. If you squint, you can also see I mentioned "MAGA chuds" -- I don't think Donald Trump is running a presidential campaign outside of the US. Thereby indicating I was, in fact, specifically talking about everybody in the US, at least if you have two brain cells to rub together. It's okay, I won't hold it against you if you don't.

It's not like they've got guns either.

yes I'm sure the fascists will abide by the legal system they're... simultaneously working to dismantle or otherwise work around in order to destroy democracy. Yes. Definitely.

Even if we did, what would people do? Start randomly shooting at people who we think are fascists?

all that is needed for evil to prosper is for good men to do nothing.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol -2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I don't think I said everybody in the world, but that's okay, I forgive your stupidity

I guess if you're in one of the countries that banned guns for civilians you could write the fascists a strongly worded letter. I'm sure that will help.

but I was moreso referring to the state of things in the US where the left is seemingly paralyzed between "we have to get rid of all the guns! think of the children! won't somebody think of the children!" and "fascists are taking over, what the fuck do we do!?"

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 23 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Remember, the second amendment is for everybody, not just MAGA chuds. :)

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 9 months ago

I don't have enough lube for that.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 2 points 9 months ago

Purely psychosomatic.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 9 months ago

I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer. It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is ~~criminally insane~~ cheating!

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