bigkahuna1986

Nonsense, our oligarchs are One of the Good Ones™

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

That's how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

We're talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He's on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I'd ever thought I'd hear.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they'll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

You pirate to preserve media.

I pirate because I like pissing off billion dollar conglomerates.

We are not the same.

This ‘secrecy’ is not an oversight but a feature that’s codified in the agreement between rightsholders and Internet providers.

Well this setup seems perfectly secure and not at all susceptible to malicious actors.

Basic tacos only! Not premium tacos!

And I'm sure they won't keep logs of that sort of thing.