blandfordforever

joined 11 months ago
[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Haha, I also came back to check on the popcorn guy.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

How's that popcorn tasting?

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, maybe I wanted to use ==

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That's that evolutionary programming kicking in, convincing you to slave away with the goal of increasing the survival rate of your offspring.

I'm not saying it's good or bad. I'm just saying that your'e a machine and this affects your program:

If(havebaby=true){parentalmotivation++}

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't be ridiculous. He has a lawnmower in one hand and a chainsaw in the other.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 28 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Whatever. I just used a.i. to write my performance evaluation at work. I fed it a bunch of garbled, incoherent nonsense and made me sound productive AF.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Taking this further, that $4.60 of gas will power the most efficient car for about an hour.

That $12 of rice is enough energy for you to power your bike for like 50 hours.

Conclusion: Just drive your car. Do you really want to waste 49 hours on your bike? /s

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm still running a 3700x and had been thinking about upgrading. Is the 5800x the best choice for am4?

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Please keep us updated with all future inconsequential misinterpretations.

-Management

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

The Tesla definitely has big, "Oh god, what the fuck? Why?" energy.

I remember in the 90s, upper-middle class people would buy the most god awful stuff because it was sold to them as expensive modern art. (Think Lydia's parents in Beetlejuice)

The cybertruck has that same vibe. Its stupid and expensive and somehow that seems to be the appeal.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

Bourxjeauxaseaux

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