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ulimit -H -u 10 will (hard)limit the current process (the shell) to 10 subprocesses. You can also use it to limit the number of open files etc.

To globally configure that for a user/group you'd use /etc/security/limits.conf instead.

If you want to prevent users from filling up the disk, take a look into quota.

I'd scold the sysadmin instead for not cofiguring critical systems in a secure way. Ulimit exists for a reason.

Don't wanna argue with the premises here. But isn't Christianity also a bit stupid for praying towards the instrument that's been used to torture and kill their leader.

Just imagine you are Jesus and come into a modern church. You'd run away screaming with all those crosses triggering your PTSD. And that's before you've even heard of all the atrocities they're doing there in your name.

(Whipped cream) (Please note that I'm not a whipped cream supporter, I made this one for light theme users)

That. And the fact that doctor jokes have a well known scheme that's broken here, as you'd normally expect the joke to continue after the sentence.

A woman comes to the doctor and asks "Can I take a bath with my diarrhea?" The doctor answers: "Sure, if it's enough to fill the tub."

(Black Plague) (Please note that I'm not a Black Plage supporter, I made this one for shots and goggles)

A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The barman says: "For you, no charge".

It's a bit like the shortest joke: A woman comes at the doctor....

Or in German: Kommt 'ne Frau beim Arzt...

This one works well in German and English, but I assume it's untranslatable in many other languages.

There are a lot of foods that taste better and better with every time you reheat them. Especially a lot of stews: Grünkohl, Bigos, Lasagna, Chilli con Carne, Pörkölt, all kinds of Curry etc.

Problem with reheating McDonald's is, that it's shit food to begin with. To get a decent menu out of McD leftovers you put them in the oven for 7 minutes, but make sure to replace them with a pizza 6 minutes before they're done.

Is woman short for womb-man?

I was in Faliraki a few years ago and it was really nice. I was there in late October though, so there were only like 20 other tourists in town and all the penny arcades and tourist shops were already closed.

I'll never understand why people fly to the south in the middle of the summer, when the weather is nice here anyway.