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Same, what a shame

That’s why I wear my “Let’s summon demons!” shirt at every opportunity. Pearl clutching intensifies!

I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”

If the earth is flat, then where do the CHUDs and Morlocks live huh? Chessmate!

“What’s that melting refrigerator? I thought this was an undressing app!”

Judge Cannon seems pretty ok to impede any progress she possibly can.

Oh Ken M, will you ever learn?

The thing about Bobby Kotick, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

Right, because tearing a picture is worse than the sexual assault of countless children. What a pos

Wait, what did Joe Pesci do?

IIRC the way the law works now is that any private citizen, regardless of whether or not they have any sort of relationship with the pregnant person, can sue anyone who “facilitates” abortion for Texas citizens. That includes taxi drivers, family members, maybe even gas station workers, etc. There is also a county that is (or has been) attempting to ban the usage of fucking roads to get to abortion facilities in other states, effectively barring you from travelling anywhere if there is a possibility you may be pregnant. Freedom!