davidagain

joined 10 months ago
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well, the corporations have freedom.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well, I'm not sure you really want explicit instructions.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In other news, my friend got me to try carrot in his meat and potato pie, and I was all "keep that orange shit off my plate" but he was persistent and I caved and tried it for the first time in a decade (with a big chunk of meat) and I didn't hate it at all.

I shouted at him when he fed me "some kind of exotic shredded fruit peel cake, try it, it's really moist and tasty" and when I liked it admitted it was carrot cake. I shouted a lot, and he just laughed at me and offered me another stupid delicious slice, the git.

So I think the lesson we all learned is that when I think I can't possibly be persuaded to try something and that I find the very idea unpleasant, I might well be wrong. Quite, quite wrong.

So, Jamie, wherever you are these days, sorry. If I had my time over I'd give it a try. The internet agrees with your point about who gives the best head, and I hope you're happy somewhere with some lucky guy who is indeed having the Jamie "I wouldn't just blow your dick, I would fucking blow your mind" treatment. Seems stupid in retrospect not to have said yes.

You did say "call me when you're drunk and horny enough". Well, today's that day, but I don't have your number and there's no way I'm involving our parents in a decade-overdue "Does Jamie want to come round to play?"

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

Once I did it with my right hand, but I'm left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn't tell my homies, despite them all having dicks that I had very much not been thinking about, but which must inevitably have similar fundamental characteristics.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what's gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It's a lot to ask, a lot to ask.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

In the nineties it produced the cleanest .rtf output of all the editors. Word makes toxic .rtf that unnecessarily turns formatting off and on at every line break and elsewhere too.

If it weren't for wordpad I wouldn't have learned how to output .rtf from my code.

RIP WordPad.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Now I had a mischievous long chuckle on the bus and the old ladies near me are a bit worried about me!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Indeed, indeed.

If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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