dharmacurious

joined 11 months ago
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 85 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't believe you. Give me a list of names of these men who top twinks.

Also, if you have it, a list of twinks that top. For research and analytical purposes. Just to verify your story.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I will definitely check that out and try to use it before checking marketplace, but I honestly can't imagine I'll find anyone selling anything near me. I'm fairly rural, and even the nearest "city" isn't exactly a thriving metropolis.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Only ones I use are YouTube and fb marketplace because Craigslist is totally dead here, but it's from an alt account I've never used for anything at all.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A buddy of mine offered to sell me his 3 Bitcoin for a pack of cigarettes back in the day. I bought him the pack and told him to keep the coins, I wouldn't know wtf to do with them

In fairness, neither of us are rich now. I'm a broke mfer, and he lost the thumb drive his shit was on

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

And that needs to be a new copy pasta. I don't know what the context going forward will be, but that needs to be preserved, enshrined in the sanctified and consecrated halls of internetdom.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 weeks ago

Back when Boomer humor was at least a little anti rich/elite

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have done this twice! I felt so fucking powerful!

I also like the game where there's 1 second left on the clock from the last time you used it and you put something new in, but instead of clearing the clock you hit start and try to press the 30+ button before the initial 1 second timer is finished, thus tricking the microwave into believing that no time has passed, and that you are eternally heating the same cup of soup

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

The day I realized that every single one on my dad's side of the family likely had FAS so much shit clicked into place, I kid you not.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

When I was 7 I was taking a bubble bath, and gave myself the full Santa beard like kids do. My mom came in to check on me and it startled me when the door opened, I inhaled sharply/gasped, breathed in a shit ton of soap bubbles and couldn't breathe, coughed so much I almost passed out, and fell below the water. My mom thought I'd died, scared the shit out of her

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm really excited for it. I might actually be able to get my family off Whatsapp because of fuckerberg, but I can't get them to move twice. I'm debating pushing signal now, or waiting it out for sup

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

I got 3. 4 if I manage to get laid.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On top of that, so many places no longer have websites, they have Facebook pages. Wanna see the menu to your favorite restaurant? Fucking Facebook. Want to know the hours of operation of that computer repair place? Fucking Facebook. Want to know if the shop you're going to carries your brand of something? Believe it or not, fucking Facebook. It's so integrated into our culture at this point. No private entity should ever have been allowed to amass that much power.

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