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If the story being greentext didn’t give it away as being fake, then the teacher sending a kid flying across a room with a single punch and not just splattering their skull where they stood definitely should have.

• Twats on about lack of civility from yanks.

• Decides the internet is an exception and feels justified twatting on about lack of civility.

Yous is fucked

Yanks here wondering why people are rude to them when they go abroad lmao

Non-yanks straight up inventing shit and calling it the norm because they’ve no other way to feel better about themselves is peak dumbfuckery lmao

Your head’s so far up your fucking arse that it’s coming back around for a third pass lmao

So I ordered something else.

What? What does this even mean?! I’d have flown to the opposite side of the country to find a location that has what I want. Y’know, like a normal person.

4mies are frequently known for being complete fucking idiots.

According to urban dictionary, it means “kissless, hugless virgin”.

Correct.

I’ve noticed they seem to be the type to flute the law, but oboe do they hate being called out for it. They’re bongos, man, completely bongos.

Stagnant Water Enhanced Laser Level

What are you doing wrong? Well, we can certainly rule out the website you’re frequently on.

Anon could’ve asked his new basement buddy, but no, he asks 4ch if he should call a repairman instead. Idiot fucking anon.

Have little fingers?