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[–] don@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Twice. At point blank range. To the back of the head. With an elephant gun.

[–] don@lemm.ee 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whatever you may want, you do not want tardive dyskinesia.

Tardive dyskinesia (TD) is a disorder results in involuntary repetitive body movements, which may include grimacing, sticking out the tongue or smacking the lips.

And that’s just to start.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardive_dyskinesia?wprov=sfti1#

[–] don@lemm.ee 49 points 10 months ago

The manager cleaned up within a week, quit, became a day trader and is now a multimillionaire.

Meanwhile, anon has long since forgotten what his native accent was and still loves working at Hardee’s.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] don@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

WIAT, Y R U CALLIN IT SCREAMING CASE THAT SOUNDS FKN DUM TBH

L8R DOODZ

-SP4SEM4N B1FF

[–] don@lemm.ee 60 points 10 months ago

Pun bomb dropped. No survivors.

[–] don@lemm.ee 44 points 10 months ago

tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Because it’s $15 in the us? lol

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Ah Twitter. Nearing its evolution as the internet’s premier perpetually-full septic tank.

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There’s no one in the trolley, politely ask the Ukrainian army to drone strike it. Easy as.

[–] don@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Imagine a malicious person constantly aiming the light at at the house of someone they don’t like. Good thing it doesn’t seem to be feasible any time soon.

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