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Fuck Romero, Tommy Tallarico’s mom is very proud of him.

They do often make for an excellent distraction, one must admit

I’d imagine that on a liquid diet, depending on the ingredients, there’d be some amount of waste that’d get passed to the bowels. This is just conjecture on my part, though.

have fake cereal brand with my friend for some reason

Of all the whats that, in the entire history of what, have ever whatted, what?

Here you go.

From the article:

“I always heard it don’t matter where you get married at. It’s just the person you’re with,” Logen Abney said.

Krakozhia

0% chaddery. 100% sorcery. The chad knoweth not the mind of the mystic.

I feel so good that I high five myself and dance the floss dance for ten minutes. Am definitely over 30.

Helicopter parents

It was Malaria that took me out, and she wasn’t a fun date, lemme tell ya.

Looks completely ready to fuck shit up.