don

joined 2 years ago
[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Chicken: I crossed a road

[–] don@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This cannot be real 😬

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

😤👎/jk

[–] don@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

Fire won’t fix this. It needs a black hole.

[–] don@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Botanism. Must be one of those weird cults.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

It’s the cycle of frog.

[–] don@lemm.ee 45 points 11 months ago

…I wouldn’t even know how to start explaining.

I gotchu, anon. Repeat everything from “suddenly remembered…” to “…know I’m laughing.” EZFPZ

[–] don@lemm.ee 98 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I’m a motherfuckin user. I log onto this website sometimes. That means I dictate when you shit and for how long. Just be glad your breathing is out of my control. For now.

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So are we going with ricken, or chabbit?

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Seems accurate.

[–] don@lemm.ee 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I use HAL 9000. Get up on my level.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

How to start your car.

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