Today's opinion on voting is brought to you by somebody who doesn't understand how voting works
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Risking someone's life in the event you don't have perfect attention aside, no matter what happens in the car you will PM10 dust pollution that gives little kids asthma, and if it's an ICE car you will release CO2 that brings all life on earth closer to extinction. It's one of the single most massively violent acts an average human is capable of.
Humans are really really good at separating themselves from their own violent actions. For example, many humans drive a car and eat meat.
What if you're in multiple families (polycules)?
The news used to be printed on paper, and back in those days every extra character would increase costs. These days it's partly tradition, and partly so the headline doesn't get cut off in embeds
I think it's best to do both.
Today's sarcastic mimicry brought to you by someone who underestimated Poe's law