flathead

joined 1 year ago
[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Awesome! Here -- enjoy another mocha latte on us!

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Great idea! Here's a starbucks gift voucher for your initiative! Now if we can just figure out how to simulate pizza....

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

That's Capricorn is it? https://piped.video/watch?v=WIjBO26qjYM (Life of Brian - 3 wise men)

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Quick! Somebody order more pizza and ping pong tables...

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago

ahem - nobody I know will use X.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Apparently dogs more-or-less domesticated themselves as scavengers around human settlements and were initially used for transportation (sledding in ancient Siberia), vs hunting - here's a pretty decent podcast: https://shows.acast.com/the-ancients/episodes/the-first-dogs

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

We need a new deal - a sauna in every boat.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 100 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Operating Revenue: 33,723,297,000

Cost of Revenue: 19,715,368,000

Gross Profit: 14,007,929,000

Operating Expense: 7,053,926,000

Operating Income: 6,954,003,000

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sauna boats sound much more innovative than "full self-driving".

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I was going to ask how this fucking idiot became CEO of a major company. I was surprised to learn that he joined as an intern in 1989 - based on his stupidity I incorrectly assumed it was nepotism again.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

What's even more amusing is the ensuing debate about the wording. John Clarke would be tickled to see this thread, I'm sure.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

great - I'd be interested to hear if this works for you.

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