glitch1985

I definitely know what SPA means in this context but could you explain for everyone else?

How else are you going to look at Facebook while you drink milk out of the carton if you forgot your phone in the living room?

As far as my TV is concerned I don't have an internet connection.

There is some editing fuckery going on unless those are giant rigatoni noodles as well.

Having it avoid doggy landmines would be a nice feature.

How do I download one of those?

TIL Bunnicula might not be fiction after all.

First off, you're not my mother.

Someone's 3d printer making spaghetti in the background.

"powered off"

Unless I'm holding the battery in one hand and the phone in the other I don't trust it being turned off either.

I would be shocked if they aren't equipped with puke bags for such an event and then your plan is foiled.

I've watched a ton of judge Judy episodes and also feel qualified to judge others.