halykthered

joined 1 year ago
[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

I just couldn't let the original commentor get away with saying the most ridiculous shit in this thread, I had to top them.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Actually, tetris is really a commentary about the brief and fragile ethnostate in Constantinople as the Byzantine empire fell to the Ottoman empire.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

A coworker actually referred to trump as daddy once. Out of dead silence, he said to another coworker, "You know, daddy is gunna be in the area soon." I continued to evesdrop, as I wanted to hear who coworker #2 thought of as 'Daddy' with no context. He hesitantly said the names of a few managers in confusion, and the first guy corrected him and mentioned it was the former president.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Did anyone else have a ton of trouble making sense of the headline? Granted, I'm not exactly sober right now, but that seems confusing.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 111 points 2 months ago (24 children)

The starliner is to return unmanned, according to this article. Can you imagine being on the ISS, and watching the ship you should have taken shred apart into burning rain as it attempts to pierce the veil of our atmosphere.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 51 points 4 months ago (1 children)

NO SWIM ONLY SKIM

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I used cloud of daggers as well. It was useful for choke points or, in the rare circumstance, of immobile enemies.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Due to clandestine dildo usage, as opposed to overt dildo usage?

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 150 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Hey there, shy and introverted nerds with barely contained rage that this platform is known for! Have you tried speaking like a government official? The best way to learn how is to study videos of the third reich's chief propagandist! My life has turned around from consuming hours of nazi propaganda! But I'm totally just trying to learn how to talk like him, I promise!