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I am picturing The Righteous Gemstones level of programming (this makes sense if you’ve watched season 3).

Chicken sandwich porn? When Popeyes came out with their sandwich, there was a trending video on Pornhub soon after titled “PAWG let me Fuck her for a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich”. The Internet beat you to that.

This is what Edward Enigma was doing, but general brainwashing instead.

That explains why. throws hands up https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/IP_13_196

Didn’t the EU force Microsoft to show third-party alternatives to Internet Explorer like a decade ago? I feel like this is the same thing.

How to speed run your entire user base into hating you.

Don’t you dare disrespect Hologram Janeway! /s

But please don’t.

EDIT: Just to be clear my tone is the sarcasm.

Okay, but what did a HOLOGRAM have this knowledge?

As long as we can still go to The Restaurant the End of the Universe, I’m cool with that.

Then why did a hologram of Janeway tell a bunch of kids she once was a salamander?

Sure, sure, you think looking for an intermix chamber of antimatter and matter that is not 1:1 is easy. What happens if they are simply leaking plasma from their nacelles? Or what if the ship is trying to steal your tech by luring an engineer onboard to repair “damaged” systems?

Or what if their warp drive uses an artificial singularity?

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