hydroptic

joined 1 year ago
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

And I didn't ask to be here in the first place

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The diet; the microplastics that you eat, drink and breathe; the endocrine disruptors that you huff from your home's PCB-finished wood floor, or dishwasher detergent buildup inside you; extremely hygienic environments which make for overeager immune systems; pollution; the pesticides that Monsanto assured you are totally safe and go great with their proprietary genemodded sterile cereals which they also assure are totally safe; the near-eternal organofluorides you get exposed to because there's a chemical plant 100km upriver with a gung-ho attitude towards waste disposal, and all the slightly scratched Teflon pans you kept using because it's fine; or the trillion other things we're doing to fuck up just about literally everything that lives anywhere on this planet, including our own sorry asses

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'm middle-aged so I've already had more than my fair share of fun (I'm great at taking the 'fun' out of 'too much fun'), but I think my warranty expired a few years ago. I got a new and exciting autoimmune disorder and this stupid meat suit is almost literally self-destructing

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago

Huh, interesting. Seems like something that wouldn't happen just with ostriches

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago

Now that is a proper war bird. How fucking majestic would it be to ride into battle on a birbosaur like a moa‽

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Still screaming, but on the inside

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Me too, and boy let me tell you, living for years is no fun at all

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

r-selection, baby; they can crank out 300 kids and not have to care

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Aww, it's ok. And it's good to point out that time travel to the past very likely isn't a thing, people sometimes assume it's something we'll eventually be able to do

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh sure, but it's fun to think about how time travel could maybe work if it was a thing.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I bet I could ride a cassowary or emu.

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